The playtime award goes to 3*retard for having the highest playtime

The gibber award goes to 3*retard for most gibs

The ZkuLLCruZh3R award goes to 3*retard for most headshots

The iPod award goes to 3*retard for fewest deaths

The Dauwalter award goes to 3*cert1s for longest distance travelled

The coma award goes to 3*retard for least distance travelled on average 3 seconds after spawning

The croucher award goes to 3*cert1s for most time spent crouching

The Luger award goes to 3*retard for most kills 1

The Colt award goes to 3*cert1s for most kills 1

The MP 40 award goes to 3*retard for most kills 31

The Thompson award goes to 3*cert1s for most kills 19