The playtime award goes to poots for having the highest playtime

The gibber award goes to poots for most gibs

The ZkuLLCruZh3R award goes to poots for most headshots

The iPod award goes to poots for fewest deaths

The Dauwalter award goes to poots for longest distance travelled

The coma award goes to 10os cert1S for least distance travelled on average 3 seconds after spawning

The croucher award goes to 10os cert1S for most time spent crouching

The MP 40 award goes to poots for most kills 25

The Thompson award goes to 10os cert1S for most kills 24