The playtime award goes to U$A ipod for having the highest playtime

The gibber award goes to U$A ipod for most gibs

The ZkuLLCruZh3R award goes to U$A ipod for most headshots

The iPod award goes to U$A ipod for fewest deaths

The Dauwalter award goes to Bonjwa for longest distance travelled

The coma award goes to U$A ipod for least distance travelled on average 3 seconds after spawning

The purple drank award goes to U$A ipod for most time spent leaning

The croucher award goes to U$A ipod for most time spent crouching

The prone award goes to U$A ipod for most time spent proning